I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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