First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
