i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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