I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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