Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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