they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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