Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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