I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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