life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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