White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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