In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I understand Curling. That high.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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