I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
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Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.