you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.