i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.