Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now