You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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