so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I have post one night stand depression
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