I don't think brook has ever known best
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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