office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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