first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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