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(513): View more from Ohio

i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky

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(205): View more from Alabama

I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.

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(315): View more from New York

I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do

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(907): View more from Alaska

He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?

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(876): View more from Jamaica

I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!

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