if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Just puked most of my soul out..
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