We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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