quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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