No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
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"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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