no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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