i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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