Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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