I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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