I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
my liver is dry heaving
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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