I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
