Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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