am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i wish my penis had a tongue
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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