So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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