Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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