oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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