I must be too annoying 4 u.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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