i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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