My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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