Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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