Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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