Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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