Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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