she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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