Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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