i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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