dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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