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His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
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im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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