Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
My vagina is very pro this idea
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