You really coming over, don't trick.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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