I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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