Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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