People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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