So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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