Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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