I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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