are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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